A friend of mine brought a lot of beers and champagne to work last night. We blasted music to get the old ladies to leave the shop. Closing Time was perfect but it wasn’t loud enough, I’m pretty sure we played If by Janet Jackson. She took off her shoes and started dancing; I joined her shortly after, playing the songs we used to listen to when we would work together back in the ole days. At one point we ended up getting on top of the counters and danced like a bunch of hippies. People were staring and taking pictures. We had no regrets, shit was so much fun. Later on we all talk for a while; when I’m drunk, I get so weirdly passionate about everything, so I was babbling about my feelings and shit.
We go to a bar and decide to get more beer and just head back to this guy’s place and eat pizza. Pizza was so good and I got even more drunk. I tried to give them both space since I could tell they were kinda into each other. They ended up playing their guitar and banjo while this weird ass movie plays in the background. I end up falling asleep on the bed and when I wake up…. I HEAR THEM FUCKING. I feel them fucking right next to my drunk ass body. I was so uncomfortable and weirded out, nothing like that has ever happened to me. It was hilarious cuz I would try my best to refrain from making a funny face. I had to pretend I was asleep cuz that would have just been so much more awkward if I got up and left (the girl was my ride home and it was 1 in the morning). They went at it like rabbits. I end up falling asleep when I determined they were done…woke up and they were weird. She was so weird. She kept asking me if I was awake and if I finished the movie. I couldn’t tell her the truth cuz I could tell she didn’t want it to come out. But then she started making up a whole story… and damn, I was just so ready to call her out on the bullshit (of course I didn’t, it was literally the last time I’ll be seeing her for a little while).
Overall it was a fun, crazy night. I would have rather not experienced that whole shit, but it’s a funny story xD I’m still feeling a bit drunk and hungry.